buttermilkdad:

the heck? i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. i hecked up. 

im so sorry. im heck.

(Source: bakaland)

youshouldvebenthere2:

mostlyjudson:

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

oh damn.

Binged yo bitch

twohearts1tardis:

Me on the way to steal yo girl

and her organs

bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

🌚

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: fedorathexplorer)

rockholmes:

i hate most disney channel shows because they’re the same basic premise with different characters

and also who the fuck does costume design

no one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans with twenty bracelets

(Source: 3370318)

supertinysou:

evilhasnever:

birdsbirds:

starborn-vagabond:

pettyartist:

the most graceful of birds.

SLOW MOTION TENNISBALL WADDLE

LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC BEAST

JUST LOOK AT IT

KAJSHAKJSBHKAJBSJKS

OH MY GOD

omfg RUN FLUFFY RUN you beautiful fatty

(Source: tootricky)

(Source: abadeerzs)

death-by-lulz:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

(Source: 0925home)

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

(Source: radiantasthesuns)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

4chanofficial:

SHIT SHIT SHIT

all those years of smashing pots are coming back to bite link in the ass

(Source: giguana)